A steaming ball of ass mucous shot from the anus at high velocity like a well prepared snot rocket launched from your poo girdle.
"Bitch! I was layin down some napalm last night and shot an asspod so big it could wack yo ass back to frisko!"
by DoctaT2B February 25, 2008
n. Obnoxious overly high-tech person who insists on conspicuously using or ranting about yet another needless elitist tech gadget OR the device itself.
Bilbo: Let's go to the pizza place with wifi and order off their web site right from the parking lot.
Fred: You're such a f-ing assPod.
Gary: If Bilbo shows me one more time how many songs he has on his iPod, I'm gonna shove it up his butt and turn it into an assPod.
Fred: You're such a f-ing assPod.
Gary: If Bilbo shows me one more time how many songs he has on his iPod, I'm gonna shove it up his butt and turn it into an assPod.
by Duglass August 23, 2007