Woofer 

A big ol doggo.

What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.

Woofer by Bonanebade September 11, 2016

Woofer 

A GENIUS invention composed basically of a magnet, voice coil, spider, cone and surround used to reproduce loud and deep bass anywhere - anytime.

I gots a a couple 15" woofers in the trunk of my car - dang that's loud!!!

Woofer by Bomni February 8, 2005

Woofer 

Someone who walks around smelling other peoples farts

"Dude, did Marc just go over to Bob's fart and smell it all up??"
"Yeah he's a woofer thats for sure!"

Woofer by the wise one from over there December 15, 2019

Woofer 

A twitter user who rarely posts on Twitter. A low frequency tweeter.

Wayne is a woofer. He tweets here and there.

Woofer by popstafarian April 23, 2009

woofer 

used to describe an ugly, "dog-like" female

"Hey, what do you think of that girl over there?"
"She's a total woofer."

woofer by deadgeorge August 22, 2011

Woofer 

An unnatractive female.

Don't fancy yours much!! What a fu***in Woofer!!

Woofer by Jamie September 12, 2002

woofer 

when someone has just done a really bad fart that smells of, but not limited to: broccoli, egg

Gordon has just done a woofer. Fucking stinks.

woofer by oasislover94569349594546592345 June 21, 2020