woofer

used to describe an ugly, "dog-like" female
"Hey, what do you think of that girl over there?"
"She's a total woofer."
by deadgeorge August 22, 2011
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when someone has just done a really bad fart that smells of, but not limited to: broccoli, egg
Gordon has just done a woofer. Fucking stinks.
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Another word for chill, cool, or sweet.
Wow! Thats so woofer!
by Keli B August 07, 2007
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(hipster slang) a cute person, usually a female who repeatedly say "woof" or barks.
"Hey Susan how are you?"
"Woof"
"Bitch your such a woofer"
by hEbo0 October 01, 2011
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A person who sniffs pussy fart and eats cheese tit.
In other words, they are retarded, mofo's.
Scotty B is such a woofer, he won't tell us what "keerunch" means.
by The Foolishness July 20, 2004
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Woofer

A big ol doggo.
What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.
by Bonanebade September 11, 2016
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A GENIUS invention composed basically of a magnet, voice coil, spider, cone and surround used to reproduce loud and deep bass anywhere - anytime.
I gots a a couple 15" woofers in the trunk of my car - dang that's loud!!!
by Bomni February 08, 2005
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