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Asswoofer 

noun
1 - The union of a human ass and a toilet, which upon flatulence produces a low-pitched sound (bass) often heard in the presents of a random jackass having a telephone conversation whilst shitting.
Over phone: What was that sound? Was it an Asswoofer? Dude are you talking to me on the shitter, in a public restroom? You ass!

mumbling Asswoofer: Hehehehe.
Asswoofer by Codeman_333 May 14, 2014
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Asswoofer 

When you fart it has a bass / sub woofer speaker like effect
I just farted and it had that Asswoofer effect.
Asswoofer by Quentin_B. January 31, 2007

asswhooper 

1. One that initiates many beatdowns
2. the skinny end of a broken oar
1. crowbar was a real asswhooper when he was in WCW
2. Fouts awoke kent by whacking him on the leg with asswhooper.
asswhooper by Dr. Disque January 10, 2004

Assbooker 

Assbooker is a Facebook term that can be used in any social network. The term comes from being a "smart-ass", hence the Ass, and Facebook, hence the "booker". Basically, an Assbooker is a person who makes smart-ass remark on a Facebook friends staus, picture, etc.
Jack's Facebook Status: "Look at the stars in the beautiful sky!"

- Ben's Comment: "Look at the hair on your cunt!"
- Matt's Comment: "Ben you are such an Assbooker!!!!"
Assbooker by Charlie Baitorr September 27, 2011

Asswhoopery 

The state of fighting or being a fighter especially in relation to one's fighting ability.
Larry's efforts to combine jiu jitsu and capoeira have made him even more highly skilled at asswhoopery.
Asswhoopery by Praxist January 20, 2010

asshooker(V);asshooking(N) 

someone who "HooKs" the ass; may involve using anal beads...
Bev The Humming Hooper.....
1. (v.) To suck on another person's anus. 2. (n.) A person who performs this act.
1. Honey, could you asshoover me please?
2. I heard Bill is an asshoover.
asshoover by Dracos March 22, 2003