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Asswoofer 

noun
1 - The union of a human ass and a toilet, which upon flatulence produces a low-pitched sound (bass) often heard in the presents of a random jackass having a telephone conversation whilst shitting.
Over phone: What was that sound? Was it an Asswoofer? Dude are you talking to me on the shitter, in a public restroom? You ass!

mumbling Asswoofer: Hehehehe.
Asswoofer by Codeman_333 May 14, 2014
Words you can keep

Asswoofer 

When you fart it has a bass / sub woofer speaker like effect
I just farted and it had that Asswoofer effect.
Asswoofer by Quentin_B. January 31, 2007

asswhooper 

1. One that initiates many beatdowns
2. the skinny end of a broken oar
1. crowbar was a real asswhooper when he was in WCW
2. Fouts awoke kent by whacking him on the leg with asswhooper.
asswhooper by Dr. Disque January 10, 2004

Assbooker 

Assbooker is a Facebook term that can be used in any social network. The term comes from being a "smart-ass", hence the Ass, and Facebook, hence the "booker". Basically, an Assbooker is a person who makes smart-ass remark on a Facebook friends staus, picture, etc.
Jack's Facebook Status: "Look at the stars in the beautiful sky!"

- Ben's Comment: "Look at the hair on your cunt!"
- Matt's Comment: "Ben you are such an Assbooker!!!!"
Assbooker by Charlie Baitorr September 27, 2011

Asswhoopery 

The state of fighting or being a fighter especially in relation to one's fighting ability.
Larry's efforts to combine jiu jitsu and capoeira have made him even more highly skilled at asswhoopery.
Asswhoopery by Praxist January 20, 2010

asshooker(V);asshooking(N) 

someone who "HooKs" the ass; may involve using anal beads...
Bev The Humming Hooper.....
1. (v.) To suck on another person's anus. 2. (n.) A person who performs this act.
1. Honey, could you asshoover me please?
2. I heard Bill is an asshoover.
asshoover by Dracos March 22, 2003
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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