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Asswohl

A person or persons who exhibits asshole behaviors, while also being exceedingly stupid.

A person who views themselves as intelligent, yet in reality, they are as bright as a fruit fly.
Wow, what an asswohl
by Beaglelove October 31, 2018
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asswhole

The asswhole speaks to the entire and usually shitty body of work of an individual.
I gotta hand it to him, he's a real asswhole.
by tirtle February 9, 2019
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asswhole-itis

Noun - A person that is and has been an asswhole his/her whole life. A person who has relished a life long symptomatic habitual passion in being an asswhole and problem child even from birth their entire life with no end in site.
I just don’t understand why Julio can’t just be normal for about 2 seconds. All we wanted was a nice picture together, but he chose to make a nasty face during them taking the snapshot, he’s gotta have the asswhole-itis I swear! =p
by é2daizz0 November 10, 2009
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asswhole

noun - Description of a person that reminds you of a whole ass.
Why did you hack my computer?! You asswhole!
by Jmechy February 24, 2003
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AssKohl's

A department store chain whose management practices are questionable to say the least, up to and including the practice of allowing the management's "pets" to work 40 hours a week during the slow season, and giving you 4 hours that same week. Of course, after your 4 hour shift, they generally ask you to stay later to help THEM out.
Expect great things. NOT
Dave-Man, these managers are REAL AssKohl's.

Mike-I heard that, but they make the schedule, man.
by Michael Chojnacki January 10, 2009
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asswhole

Someone who is fully, cannot be more assy, or is an ass to the fullest extent. They are wholly an ass.
Me: Man, Zach has been such an asswhole lately.

Natalie: Yeah seriously. I love you.
by Michael J. Hawk November 17, 2010
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AssKohl's

A department store chain whose management practices are questionable to say the least, up to and including the practice of allowing the management's "pets" to work 40 hours a week during the slow season, and giving you 4 hours that same week. Of course, after your 4 hour shift, they generally ask you to stay later to help THEM out.
Expect great things. NOT
Nick-Man, these managers are REAL AssKohl's.

Grant-I heard that, but they make the schedule, man.
by Nick Player January 11, 2009
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