3 definitions by Codeman_333
noun
1 - The union of a human ass and a toilet, which upon flatulence produces a low-pitched sound (bass) often heard in the presents of a random jackass having a telephone conversation whilst shitting.
1 - The union of a human ass and a toilet, which upon flatulence produces a low-pitched sound (bass) often heard in the presents of a random jackass having a telephone conversation whilst shitting.
Over phone: What was that sound? Was it an Asswoofer? Dude are you talking to me on the shitter, in a public restroom? You ass!
mumbling Asswoofer: Hehehehe.
mumbling Asswoofer: Hehehehe.
by Codeman_333 May 14, 2014
When you sit too long slinging code, and you get a zit on your ass, therefore making it hard to get a project done.
if (asscheek =~ /zit/) {
coding->squirm_in_discomfort();
}
else {
pop->that_bitch();
}
print "programming zit dealt with\n";
coding->squirm_in_discomfort();
}
else {
pop->that_bitch();
}
print "programming zit dealt with\n";
by Codeman_333 March 29, 2011
When your banging two hot chicks, and fake jizz in hotty #1, then quickly jizz on the face of hotty #2. Followed by screaming TOUCHDOWN!!
"Johny's so cool, he onside kicked me and Jen last night".
"I know I heard him scream touchdown, from a block away".
"I know right".
"I know I heard him scream touchdown, from a block away".
"I know right".
by Codeman_333 July 15, 2010