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aidsworthy

the quality of a woman
where a woman is so attractive, banging her would be worth contracting aids
damn, she is aidsworthy
aidsworthy by jwfm December 14, 2009

michael ashworth 

A big red beef head, with a tiny penis
Michael ashworth is a beefy dude dude dude dude
michael ashworth by JIWERAJ[ June 4, 2014

Ass-Worthy 

"Oh my god, what an ass-worthy bitch"
Ass-Worthy by Murdahrous February 19, 2006

Jaime Ashworth 

Jaime Ashworth by Brandon((: June 21, 2011

Axworthy 

He is a sweet guy with a cute smile. Everyone adores him. He can impress everyone with her jokes even girls could've fallen for the jokes he made. But there is this one girl who really loved her. He may not know but the truth is, she does. She may be someone he knows, may be once in her heart. His high school lover.
' hi u're cute Axworthy'
Axworthy by Buttermayo April 22, 2018

Dylan Ashworth 

Greatest hitman in the world. Associated with other notorious career criminals. Trained extensively in many forms of combat and firearms training. Excellent vehicle handling. Great aircraft pilot. Superhuman reflexes and reaction time. Insane hand eye coordination.

If you need somebody gone in the next few hours, Dylan's your man.
Guy: I need to get rid of him.

Girl: Just call Dylan Ashworth!
Dylan Ashworth by N1SS4N GTR August 28, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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