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Also, Old Yeller. Only the greatest dog who ever lived. Anyone who doesn't cry after seeing this movie probably lacks a soul, or hates puppies.
Lassie was a hell of a dog, but that bitch has got nothing on Old Yeller.
by Jimmy G. February 27, 2005

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A rectal parasite. Most often used when more commonplace profanities, e.g., motherfucker, asshole, cocksucker, etc., are not strong enough.
Listen, assworm: get lost, or get hit.
by Jimmy G. April 13, 2005

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A pursing of the lips used primarily by Jersey douchebags when they are posing for a photograph, especially when there is a woman in the picture. Although the exact meaning is unknown, there are several theories. Some say the douche lips are a sign of dominance over the woman in the picture, or the viewer of the photograph -- sort of a "kiss my ass" gesture. Others say the douche lips are meant to look like a human anal sphincter. And still others believe that the douche lips simply signify douche tribe membership to nearby douches, who often have spiked hair, fake tans, and huge, steroid-induced physiques.
To ensure his place in the Douchebag Hall of Fame, Tony made douche lips in every single one of his wedding pictures.
by Jimmy G. February 02, 2008

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To belch a word, especially in an extremely loud manner.
Nicole might seem shy, but I've seen her yelch the Star-Spangled Banner like a pro.
by Jimmy G. February 27, 2005

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