4 definitions by Jimmy G.
by Jimmy G. February 27, 2005
A pursing of the lips used primarily by Jersey douchebags when they are posing for a photograph, especially when there is a woman in the picture. Although the exact meaning is unknown, there are several theories. Some say the douche lips are a sign of dominance over the woman in the picture, or the viewer of the photograph -- sort of a "kiss my ass" gesture. Others say the douche lips are meant to look like a human anal sphincter. And still others believe that the douche lips simply signify douche tribe membership to nearby douches, who often have spiked hair, fake tans, and huge, steroid-induced physiques.
To ensure his place in the Douchebag Hall of Fame, Tony made douche lips in every single one of his wedding pictures.
by Jimmy G. February 3, 2008
Also, Old Yeller. Only the greatest dog who ever lived. Anyone who doesn't cry after seeing this movie probably lacks a soul, or hates puppies.
by Jimmy G. February 28, 2005
A rectal parasite. Most often used when more commonplace profanities, e.g., motherfucker, asshole, cocksucker, etc., are not strong enough.
by Jimmy G. April 13, 2005