assvagine 

the stench that comes from unwashed female private parts, noticed when standing downwind from her or by sitting next to her at work after she points her fan into your cubby.

"Do you smell that?"
"What?"
"I'm not sure, but it seems to be coming from that fan"
"Yeah, I smell it now"
"Yeah. Smells like assvagine to me"

assvagine by Steven's bitch August 20, 2009

assanine 

It's spelled "asinine."
Just thought you people should know... it's a real word, you just spelled it wrong.

That brat always makes asinine remarks.

/assanine

assanine by bluediamond286 January 3, 2008

Asspained 

The condition in which the one who is being referred to is incredibly agitated, which results in chronic pains in the rectal region due to their inability to rectify said frustration.

Matt: "Why are you so Asspained Jeff?"
Jeff: "Because this guy on counterstrike wont stop killing me."
Matt: "you are such a whiny bitch Jeff."

Asspained by Policemaninthenavy November 18, 2013

assorgine 

An asinine term someone who doesn't care what hole they penetrate uses, believing they are referring to the hole of an ass or gine.

Tonight I don't care if this shaft gets shitty or kitty, I'm down with assorgine!

assorgine by GlazeHer January 30, 2015

assmagnet

Someone who attracts people who are assholes.

Derek is such an assmagnet.

assmagnet by JDogg February 4, 2003

assanine 

the act of telling someone that there ugly and there ass is nice

that girl over there is assanine.how do u figuare? well i gave her face a 2 and her ass a 9

assanine by §lick nick December 9, 2008

assanine 

messed up or screwed up situation
or in a absurd conflict with a person(s)

this is assanine i cant take this (pissed)
this is total assanine when u get busted with a friend or 2 (the situation)
this conversation is assanine (when talking to someone in a absurd conflict)

assanine by nick October 20, 2004