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1. Something/someone that attracts asses.
2. A person who does no work in a game, yet who sticks to you, to run in and grab loot while you are busy fighting.
3. Polipugget's level 91 Lord on Diablo II's USWest server.
1. Why must I be surrounded by assholes? What am I, some kind of assmagnet?
2. Fuck off, thieving assmagnet, go get yourself killed.
3. AssMagnet is really strange.
assmagnet by puggles April 17, 2003

alumagnetic 

Aluminium is alumagnetic
alumagnetic by Aperre June 16, 2023

alumagnetic 

A term used to describe a material, like aluminum, that is unaffected by magnetic fields. It is the opposite of ferromagnetic, which refers to materials like iron that are influenced by magnetic fields.
person: "I tried sticking a magnet to this aluminum plate, but it didn't budge at all."
Mehdi: "Well, that's because aluminum is alumagnetic—it doesn't get affected by magnetic fields like iron does."
alumagnetic by kyrio June 16, 2023

Alumagnetic 

From ElectroBOOM’s Dicksionairy

Any metal that isn’t ferromagnetic
Person 1: Yo man i’m going metal detecting later
Person 2:Make sure it doesn’t detect alumagnetic stuff
Alumagnetic by Asxe June 16, 2023

ass magnet 

one who perpetually attracts assholes or, in a more positive light, one who is able to easily get laid.
1. Dude, all your friends are idiots...you're such an ass magnet.

2. Dude, I saw those chicks hitting on you last night...you're such an ass magnet!
ass magnet by SAN2LAX March 8, 2005

assmageddon 

Assmageddon - when you drink 500ml of Prune Juice straight, you empty you bowel 30 minutes later in a single delivery.
Bro! Clean the toilet! It’s like an assmageddon in there!
assmageddon by Glimmer December 23, 2018
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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