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aspergineering 

‘Aspergineering’ is a term coined to describe a branch of thinking associated with people who have Aspergers Syndrome (AS). People with AS often have a unique ability to go beyond the concept of "thinking outside of the box".
In fact, in Aspergineering terms, there simply is no box!
Einstein's theory of relativity is an example of aspergineering.
aspergineering by mark tinley October 22, 2007

assoline 

The _other_ alternative fuel. Comes from the ass.
Dude, those beans have given you a serious tank of assoline.
assoline by tbonaz September 10, 2008

Assoline 

drinking some type of liquid to refuel the body after getting some ass
"damn me n that girl fucked all night...i need some Assoline".
Assoline by christophorus June 17, 2010

Asborigine 

A badly behaved resident of a sink estate in the United Kingdom. A corrution of aborigine with the acronym ASBO. ASBO, AntiSocial Behaviour Order: a commendation given to badly behaved people to reassure them that they are "cool".
Asborigines keyed my Beamer.
Asborigine by dewexdewex October 18, 2008

Assernine 

It has several meanings and can be used in many different context.

1. of, relating to, or resembling a complete ass.

2. lacking intelligence or reason for saying or doing something so idiotic that doesn't require a response.

3. Absurd, Foolish, Ridiculous.

4. An off the wall comment.

ass-er-ninely: adverb
ass-erninity: noun
Ex: When one is sitting at the bar with their man and lady another person just sits there from across the bar or restaurant and just stare at you. (assernine).

When someone says something that's just utterly insane that it's not worth a response.......that's assernine.
Assernine by Big Money Grip April 20, 2012

assvagine 

the stench that comes from unwashed female private parts, noticed when standing downwind from her or by sitting next to her at work after she points her fan into your cubby.
"Do you smell that?"
"What?"
"I'm not sure, but it seems to be coming from that fan"
"Yeah, I smell it now"
"Yeah. Smells like assvagine to me"
assvagine by Steven's bitch August 20, 2009