The condition in which the one who is being referred to is incredibly agitated, which results in chronic pains in the rectal region due to their inability to rectify said frustration.
Matt: "Why are you so Asspained Jeff?"
Jeff: "Because this guy on counterstrike wont stop killing me."
Matt: "you are such a whiny bitch Jeff."
Jeff: "Because this guy on counterstrike wont stop killing me."
Matt: "you are such a whiny bitch Jeff."
by Policemaninthenavy November 18, 2013
Get the Asspained mug.A combination of assraped and pwned, implying not only that the victim was pwned, but assraped as well to add to the humiliation. Can be used as a stronger form of pwned, suggesting that the victor was not satisfied merely to pwn but additionally used the victim for his own personal gratification in an anal sex kind of way.
Despite all the prison yard smacktalk, Chris was asspwned by his cellmate Boomer once the lights went out.
by Cunningest Linguist May 16, 2006
Get the asspwned mug.The state of being butt hurt. When you're mad as fuck but there's nothing you can do about it. Baitposting is sure to cause asspain.
London Police suffered maximum asspain after trying to track down William from Kensington for illegal hate speech on social media, reaching a dead end when they found out it was Dave from Atlanta.
by Give me the zucc May 28, 2018
Get the Asspain mug.by Netdevel January 21, 2005
Get the asspanel mug.1. Adj - having to do work that usually doesn't make sense and/or results from human incompetence
2. N - Person; usually higher ranking - who refuses cooperate with you or accept your answer when you know the subject matter better than they do; someone that insists on making your job harder
2. N - Person; usually higher ranking - who refuses cooperate with you or accept your answer when you know the subject matter better than they do; someone that insists on making your job harder
Used both ways:
"The petition was ready to be submitted, but Ms. Asspain insists on having her comments reviewed, even though she sent them to us after the deadline."
"So now we need all new signatures? That process took months, why are we going through this asspain?"
"The petition was ready to be submitted, but Ms. Asspain insists on having her comments reviewed, even though she sent them to us after the deadline."
"So now we need all new signatures? That process took months, why are we going through this asspain?"
by Dj1s April 6, 2008
Get the asspain mug.To be banned from a vBulletin forum by your class C IP address range.
ie you post something naughty under 192.168.32.145 and they then ban the whole 192.168.32.x range, causing you to have to change ISP's to repost.
ie you post something naughty under 192.168.32.145 and they then ban the whole 192.168.32.x range, causing you to have to change ISP's to repost.
last night I spammed the fuck out of the Harmony Central forums and those fuckers assbanned me on Class C.
by assmaster May 23, 2004
Get the assbanned mug.Asspwned- to be pwned (owned) in the ass. Also used to refer to large amounts of pwnage or to add humiliation to being pwned.
by Noobertoober/nubtubber July 29, 2011
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