assanine 

It's spelled "asinine."
Just thought you people should know... it's a real word, you just spelled it wrong.

That brat always makes asinine remarks.

/assanine

assanine by bluediamond286 January 3, 2008

assanine 

the act of telling someone that there ugly and there ass is nice

that girl over there is assanine.how do u figuare? well i gave her face a 2 and her ass a 9

assanine by §lick nick December 9, 2008

assanine 

messed up or screwed up situation
or in a absurd conflict with a person(s)

this is assanine i cant take this (pissed)
this is total assanine when u get busted with a friend or 2 (the situation)
this conversation is assanine (when talking to someone in a absurd conflict)

assanine by nick October 20, 2004

assanine 

someone with a really nice butt.

Whoa! I give that girl assanine.

assanine by Edison D May 28, 2006

Assanine 

When her ass is a nine

"Dude Monica's assanine!"

Assanine by Dirtball42069 December 9, 2019

assanine 

Pronounced: ass-uh-nine

Adj.
1. Describing an action that only one who comprises of ass-like characteristics would perform.

Guy #1: I was playing Call of Duty MW2 and this guy kept running around with the marathon, lightweight, and commando perks stabbing people silly and pissing people off.

Guy #2: Man that is so assanine. I would have left the match rather than continue to play with that asshole all day.

assanine by nakker December 13, 2009

Assanine 

Ass-a-nine:
When a girl has smokin body and nice butt

Friend: "did you see that girl"
Me: "oh ya, I would definitely give her an assanine"

Assanine by That-One-Kid March 6, 2014