Definitions by BMWGGANTMSFU

Shit Ass Titties 

The perfect combination of swear words. Not to bad. But bad enough. Flows off the tongue.

Can be used to exclaim any type of strong emotion.

"Shit Ass Titties it's freezing outside!"

"Shit Ass Titties, I'm so excited about our trip tomorrow!"

"Shit Ass Titties he's about to kick that rednecks ass"

"Shit Ass Titties I locked my keys in the car"

or just

"SHIT ASS TITTIES!"

Shit Ass Titties by BMWGGANTMSFU February 9, 2010

Two shits 

Having a complete lack of care.

"I don't give two shits about the dolphins"

Two shits by BMWGGANTMSFU February 4, 2010

Tamagotchi

A virtual pet, approximately the size of a pager, that was popular in the mid-90's.

"I have to masturbate my Tamagotchi weekly or else it gets pissy and keys my car."

Tamagotchi by BMWGGANTMSFU January 26, 2010