assponge

Sponge on a stick used to clean the butt.

bring me the assponge leroy!

assponge by jedy November 17, 2005

assponent 

A measurement representing the degree to which a woman's skirt hem is higher in the back than the front due to her ghetto booty.

Her skirt hem is 3 inches higher in the back than the front! That's a high assponent!

assponent by Rowan Lovecraft July 19, 2006

assmonger 

One who sells donkeys on the street.

A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.

assmonger by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

assdonger 

An asshole or a person that is acting rudely. A complete douchebag.

"Kanye West was such an assdonger at the VMA's!"

assdonger by HannahHuzzah October 6, 2009

assmonger 

Synonymous to an ass-hole.

A generally rude, unpleasant person.

My coworkers are all assmongers.

assmonger by snabald July 13, 2003

assmonger 

One who likes to take or give it up the ass, a lot, I mean like everyday, literally everyday.

Leonardo De Caprio is an assmonger, him and Boy George, they go at it like woah.

assmonger by Classik March 20, 2003

Assmonger 

A homosexual male who hoards large amounts of man-ass for personal use. Derrogatory term used much like 'bitch'

son of an assmonger!

that janitor's starting to scare me. i think he's an assmonger.

Assmonger by Jonathan Roland November 25, 2003