Someone who absorbs all roasts of him and never roast back or someone who doesn’t give a fuck
I roasted him and he just stood there, what a sponge

Bob doesn’t give a fuck about anything, he’s such a sponge
by Fredrick510 August 12, 2019
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A word for someone, especially someone playing a sport, that messes up and then blames something, someone else, or a supposed injury.

“He just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.”

It can also be used as an excuse for losing, before or after competing in something.

A: “My wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: “Don’t be a fucken spong now!”

Noun: spong
Verb: sponging, sponged
“He just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.”

A: “My wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: “Don’t be a fucken spong now!”
by Gerrick1973 August 30, 2013
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a lazy, workshy tosser who would rather let his friends pay for everything than put his hand in his own pocket
yo morto its your round!
gotta go guys, some munter with DSL wants me to give her a hot beef injection
by ivor biggun February 20, 2004
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Somebody who frequently benefits from the generosity of others, but never returns the favor.
"Jerry's been living with me for a week, sleeping on my couch, watching my DVDs, eating my food, borrowing my car, and using my internet all day long instead of looking for a job. And so far he hasn't even offered to pay for gas or cook a meal or anything. What a sponge."
by You Can't Kill the Metal September 05, 2007
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A bit of spong is something you use to poke down the loose tobacco at the end of a spliff.

Common types of spong are the bit of a clipper lighter that you can take out or matches.
have you got a bit of spong i can use as i'm dropping baccy everywhere
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A more complex hardcore alteration of beer pong where cups are not filled with any liquid.
1. Make a shot = opponent take 1 shot

2. Make a shot, but cup falls over = opponent take 1 shot, .5 shot penalty for thrower
3. Knock over cup = .5 shot penalty for thrower
Lets play Spong instead of beer pong bro!
by AnonymousSR March 22, 2015
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if someone is shot a dozen times in an online game but doesn't die. He is called a sponge.

comes form the absorbing powers sponges have.
WTF he's a fucking sponge!
by Dirk6 June 28, 2005
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