assmonger 

One who sells donkeys on the street.

A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.

assmonger by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

assmonger 

Synonymous to an ass-hole.

A generally rude, unpleasant person.

My coworkers are all assmongers.

assmonger by snabald July 13, 2003

assmonger 

One who likes to take or give it up the ass, a lot, I mean like everyday, literally everyday.

Leonardo De Caprio is an assmonger, him and Boy George, they go at it like woah.

assmonger by Classik March 20, 2003

Assmonger 

A homosexual male who hoards large amounts of man-ass for personal use. Derrogatory term used much like 'bitch'

son of an assmonger!

that janitor's starting to scare me. i think he's an assmonger.

Assmonger by Jonathan Roland November 25, 2003

assmonger 

A faggot that does nothing but fuck his boyfriend in the ass;someone who only fingers(or licks) a girls ass;one who mongers in the anal cavity and falls asleep while penatrating.

Lick her clit you assmonger!

assmonger by fuckpshitscockp January 15, 2007

assmonger 

Is a person who mongers (climbs headfirst) into ones asshole.

"d00d the nub is a assmonger.. I saw him do it to his grandma!"

assmonger by Pedro Gangsta101 August 18, 2006

assmonger 

Another term describing assholes.

Dragan from HN is a total assmonger.

assmonger by Bob November 24, 2003