asspile 

An awful lot of anything. More than necessary. Also: a pile of asses.

I have an asspile of pirated MP3s for you on my Zune.

asspile by Techno War God March 17, 2008

asspples 

The smell of ass and freshly picked apples.

Dude, I just walked out of a room that smelled like asspples.

asspples by tpwhite49 May 27, 2011

asspilgrim

noun) one who engages in sodomy or anal penetration of another. one who pilgrimizes or anally explores another's back side.

verb) the act of sodomizing another. pilgrimizing or anally penetrating a victim.

noun) Bobby was raped by the asspilgrim. I was scared of the asspilgrim lurking in the park.

verb) John was asspilgrimming Bobby. It is very painful to be asspilgrimmed.

asspilgrim by Ted Cheatham April 17, 2007

asspipe 

1. Anal orfice
2. A real asshole

1) I slowly slid it in her asspipe.
2) My boss is such an asspipe.

asspipe by Ass Master July 2, 2003

asspiece 

A complete nobend, that through their own self centred and unthinking stupidity pisses everyone off, a tosser, a bell end a twat.

"Don't be such an asspiece all your life"

asspiece by Tex982 October 5, 2006

asspilot 

One who navigates the anal canal: a sodomist. "Asspilot" likens the sodomist to a maritime pilot familiar with local and dangerous waters; ports would retain pilots to go aboard foreign mercantile ships and to safely navigate them to dock or to an anchorage.

"Is he an asspilot?"
"He's gay, if that's what you're really asking."

asspilot by atanarjuat October 20, 2006

Asspillow 

A pillow that has been farted on.

Little Jimmy, get that asspillow out of my face!

Asspillow by Wienerfacethrowdown August 30, 2009