asspiece

A complete nobend, that through their own self centred and unthinking stupidity pisses everyone off, a tosser, a bell end a twat.

"Don't be such an asspiece all your life"

asspiece by Tex982 October 5, 2006

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asspiece

Replacing the slack-jawed lengthiness of "piece of ass" to something more streamlined and immediate.

Commonly used while driving through a city campus.

"Tube top...asspiece."
"Nerd girl...asspiece"

asspiece by Lambzilla January 10, 2009

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asspiece

Replacing the slack-jawed lengthiness of "piece of ass" to something more streamlined and immediate.

Commonly used while driving through a city campus.

"Tube top...asspiece."
"Nerd girl...asspiece"

asspiece by Lambzilla January 22, 2008

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asspiece

A plastic device used for navigating snow and icy terrain with great alacrity. It's kind of like the ghetto equivalent of a sled. Essentially it's a piece of plastic someone's ass goes on. Hence, it's an ass piece.

I broke my sled because I got distracted by a pair of frogs having sex by the lake. Now I am force to buy an asspiece instead due to my limited budget.

With all this ice one could easily slip. For this reason I navigate the hellish polar landscape upon my trusty asspiece.

asspiece by Romulus Augustulus January 13, 2019