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A complete nobend, that through their own self centred and unthinking stupidity pisses everyone off, a tosser, a bell end a twat.
"Don't be such an asspiece all your life"
by Tex982 October 05, 2006
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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Replacing the slack-jawed lengthiness of "piece of ass" to something more streamlined and immediate.

Commonly used while driving through a city campus.
"Tube top...asspiece."
"Nerd girl...asspiece"
by Lambzilla January 20, 2008
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The human posterior, but used in such a way that denotes the quality of somebody else unwantingly being up on it.
"Yo, back up off my ass-piece."
by JebediahScooter November 06, 2006
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This describes the posterior portion of yours or someone else’s body. In layman’s terms, your buttocks.
"Get your ass piece down here."
by Mutha Medusa November 24, 2007
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Replacing the slack-jawed lengthiness of "piece of ass" to something more streamlined and immediate.

Commonly used while driving through a city campus.
"Tube top...asspiece."
"Nerd girl...asspiece"
by Lambzilla January 21, 2008
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A plastic device used for navigating snow and icy terrain with great alacrity. It's kind of like the ghetto equivalent of a sled. Essentially it's a piece of plastic someone's ass goes on. Hence, it's an ass piece.
I broke my sled because I got distracted by a pair of frogs having sex by the lake. Now I am force to buy an asspiece instead due to my limited budget.

With all this ice one could easily slip. For this reason I navigate the hellish polar landscape upon my trusty asspiece.
by Romulus Augustulus January 13, 2019
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