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asspiece 

A complete nobend, that through their own self centred and unthinking stupidity pisses everyone off, a tosser, a bell end a twat.
"Don't be such an asspiece all your life"
asspiece by Tex982 October 5, 2006
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asspiece 

Replacing the slack-jawed lengthiness of "piece of ass" to something more streamlined and immediate.

Commonly used while driving through a city campus.
"Tube top...asspiece."
"Nerd girl...asspiece"
asspiece by Lambzilla January 10, 2009

asspiece 

Replacing the slack-jawed lengthiness of "piece of ass" to something more streamlined and immediate.

Commonly used while driving through a city campus.
"Tube top...asspiece."
"Nerd girl...asspiece"
asspiece by Lambzilla January 22, 2008

asspiece 

A plastic device used for navigating snow and icy terrain with great alacrity. It's kind of like the ghetto equivalent of a sled. Essentially it's a piece of plastic someone's ass goes on. Hence, it's an ass piece.
I broke my sled because I got distracted by a pair of frogs having sex by the lake. Now I am force to buy an asspiece instead due to my limited budget.

With all this ice one could easily slip. For this reason I navigate the hellish polar landscape upon my trusty asspiece.
asspiece by Romulus Augustulus January 13, 2019

Little pansy ass piece of crap 

A great way to start a bar brawn calling someone out.
Come on cunt, OUTSIDE NOW! You little pansy ass piece of crap.

hurt ass piece 

A way to describe a really really fugly person.
He needs to take his hurt ass piece the fuck up outta my kool-aid.
hurt ass piece by Ðj wåñnâbë December 28, 2004

fat ass piece of shit 

A person that is fat asl and look like a fucking piece of shit
Fat bitch hey i look better then u

Me shut up u fat ass piece of shit u ugly asl u dont look better then me
fat ass piece of shit by inkboy April 8, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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