A complete nobend, that through their own self centred and unthinking stupidity pisses everyone off, a tosser, a bell end a twat.
"Don't be such an asspiece all your life"
by Tex982 October 5, 2006
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Commonly used while driving through a city campus.
Commonly used while driving through a city campus.
by Lambzilla January 10, 2009
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Commonly used while driving through a city campus.
Commonly used while driving through a city campus.
by Lambzilla January 22, 2008
Get the asspiece mug.A plastic device used for navigating snow and icy terrain with great alacrity. It's kind of like the ghetto equivalent of a sled. Essentially it's a piece of plastic someone's ass goes on. Hence, it's an ass piece.
I broke my sled because I got distracted by a pair of frogs having sex by the lake. Now I am force to buy an asspiece instead due to my limited budget.
With all this ice one could easily slip. For this reason I navigate the hellish polar landscape upon my trusty asspiece.
With all this ice one could easily slip. For this reason I navigate the hellish polar landscape upon my trusty asspiece.
by Romulus Augustulus January 13, 2019
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