A pillow that has been farted on.

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A super sweet and charming young man. Usually very good in bed and most likely smart and funny.

Any female who openly calls a male friend "asspillow" will almost always secretly crave gobbling down his man juice.

A picture that is posted on a internet forum when something is old or offtopic

Are you 0wnz0r3d by an asshat? Then you're an asspillow.
Don't be an asspillow if you can help it.

1) A ring-shaped pillow used to elevate one's ass from a sitting surface, usually to promote rapid healing of a injury on the posterior

2) A tall skinny bastard/bitch who does nothing but spew chunky diarrhea out of his/her gaping noisehole. (See also assclown)