asspie

A slice of asspie, as it is commonly referred to, is a synonym for a big, steaming pile of shit. To qualify as an asspie, the crap must be larger than a Volkswagen Beetle spare tire and it must be fresh. Extra points if there is actual steam rising from it!

John: This movie was a piece of steaming asspie!
Elizabeth: Have you seen 2 girls 1 cup? That bitch cranked out an asspie in a cup.

by CartlidgeIsGay February 2, 2009

asspie

Someone or something that is either stupid or is really stupid.

What an asspie! I can't belive he ate that dead cat.

by Dr Barnyard J. Messiah May 9, 2003

asspie

A disgusting-tasting pie.

"I hope they're not serving any of that asspie today!"

by Bethany November 9, 2003

asspie

a pie made out of a donkey, or ass

Man, shepard's pies are good, but this asspie is GREAT!

by xyloplax November 11, 2003

Asspie

The product created when spreading ones ass cheeks and spackling the space between with cherry filling

Dane's mom really knows how to make a good asspie

by B_don October 16, 2011

Asspie

A word that can stand for anything taken to be negative, ranging from describing mediocrity to expressing anger or disinterest in a situation.

As a noun, "That movie was asspie."
As an adjective, ", The acting was such asspie."
As a proper noun, ", Hey, Asspie!"

by The Colonol May 8, 2006

Asspie

A pie that was set on an ass blanket

Would you eat an asspie?

by Sandy February 18, 2004