asspilot

One who navigates the anal canal: a sodomist. "Asspilot" likens the sodomist to a maritime pilot familiar with local and dangerous waters; ports would retain pilots to go aboard foreign mercantile ships and to safely navigate them to dock or to an anchorage.

"Is he an asspilot?"
"He's gay, if that's what you're really asking."

asspilot by atanarjuat October 20, 2006

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Ass Pilot

1. One who controls the ass during anal sex. Typically used in reference to gay males. "Pilot" implies that this is a master of anal sex.
2. A person that is tailgating you on the freeway.

(first definition)
Come over here and fuck me in the ass you Ass Pilot.

(second definition)
*looking in rearview mirror*
Get off my ass you fucking Ass Pilot!!!

Ass Pilot by wufei September 9, 2004

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Ass Pilot • Assplotion

Assplotion

When someone blows up the bathroom in flatulence and/or faeces.

Someone left an Assplotion all over the toilet bowl.

Assplotion by Hectorcaliente October 5, 2011

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assplotion

when your cat's ass explodes in the litter box.

Fluffy has had yet another assplotion!

assplotion by witchBri January 8, 2015

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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