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A syndrome wherein one lacks social skills, has above average intelligence and is overly disagreeable and pompous. A malignant form of Asperger's syndrome, a spectrum disorder related to autism. A fusion of Asperger and Ass.
Nick Burns, the company computer guy has classic Assperger's syndrome.
by Thomas J. Webb December 25, 2007
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(noun) A person who behaves selfishly, insists on their own agenda, and does not harmonize with their surroundings or social environment.

A person who behaves like an asshole with little to no social consequences to them by claiming Asperger's syndrome.

An amalgamation of "ass" and "asperger"
Adam was a classic Assperger - inconsiderate, awkward and foul smelling.

Next time, we won't tolerate an Assperger for a roommate.
by zhivago16 March 03, 2017
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A disease acquired by accidentally sitting on one of them new-fangled grills.

(Pronounced: Ass-Bur-gers)
"How was I supposed to know it was a lit grill and not a chair? And now I'm stuck with 'Asspergers!'"
by ClassicCreation July 26, 2009
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An unusual obsession with buttocks, and especially a tendency to visually fixate upon buttocks when out in public, or in other social situations.
"That's the 15th woman today you've stared at too long because she had a nice can, Josh! You're more than just an assman, you've got Assperger's!"
by palabrajot August 15, 2011
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