A tiny pistol placed in ones asshole as a self protection purcaution.

To use the Asscapper 3000

1. Pull pants down

2. Assume crab position

3. Clap ass cheeks to fire
Haley survived being mugged thanks to the Asscapper 3000
by Spoodz February 7, 2020
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