asspaps 

A bitter old man that doesn't want to evolve and is stuck in his generational beliefs.

That old guy is such an ass he hates my music ! What an asspaps!

asspaps by Goalmolkus May 5, 2017

Asspaper 

a real idiot, also synonym for toilet paper

Come out to eat with us, stop being an asspaper, I was taking a shit and i noticed I ran out of asspaper to wipe my ass

Asspaper by terry liaros August 6, 2008

asspassenger

A person who rides your ass constantly. That person my friends, is an asspassenger.

Your Boss. "Christ, I haven't been able to get any work done all day, because that fricken asspassenger won't leave me alone!!!!

asspassenger by Auntyellow6969 May 5, 2011

Asspapsmear 

Probing a woman's ass with tongue, finger or wang, akin to a doctor performing a papsmear.

After her gyno appointment the wife wasn't in the mood for romance until I began performing an Asspapsmear add

Asspapsmear by NSAssman July 2, 2016

asspaste 

The pastey shit you take after eating mexican or indian food. Sometime collets on back of toilets and takes many many flushes to be washed away..sometimes also taking many many showers to be washed away from your in betweens.

1. Man this hobo smells like asspaste.
2. While traveling in europe i had many cases of asspaste.

asspaste by emoney1234 December 25, 2007

Asspaste 

Crude form of Pâte Âne, which is known in elite circles as a creme cleansing substance to be used with a brush over a bidet. These products are offered by a few jet set mail order companies and often available through the concierge desk at 5 star hotels. A French chef reportedly manufactured the first product for this purpose around 1890, but was unable to market it effectively and folded the company. Interest in such a product returned among upper-class sportsmen in the mid-nineteenth century, and the use of this substance is said to have become popular with the Dundee and Perth Polo Club of Scotland to help minimize swelling. It is now considered a luxury reserved for aristocrats and celebrities.

Guest:
Pardon me concierge, do you have any Colla Asino brand Pâte Âne?
Concierge:
I do apologize sir... to what are you referring? I'm not familiar.
Guest:
Pâte Âne.. you know... Asspaste.
Concierge:
Why yes sir, we have Longhorn brand Anal Pate. Would you also be interested in our brushing service? Our specialist has a spot open in his schedule in an hour.

Asspaste by confused robot July 16, 2008

Asspansion

The phenomenon in which butts expand over time.

Did you see Dee Ann at the reunion? Damn, asspansion had got the best of her!

Asspansion by Dr. Bubba April 4, 2011