asspacity

The amount of bullshit your bosses can shove up your ass before you break. It's like a Richter scale. Butt (had to use the pun), in this scenario it's more like a rectal scale. If you have an asspacity of 10, you can casually digest American politics and sleep for 8 hours. If you have an asspacity of 1, better check yourself into the nearest clinic.

Damn, my asspacity is about a 5. One of those days. Gotta get milk or beer. You look happy. Asspacity at a 9 or so?

by dude x February 2, 2020

Assanity

When an ass is so insane that its beyond insanity.

Did you see that girl, that ass is insane, its assanity.

by Mambomom August 1, 2020

Asspactory

synonymous with "jail"

Bubba and John say they is gonna get married. They met in the Asspactory a while back when Bubba was doin' two years for aggravated sodomy.

by Dr. Manuel April 20, 2004

assticity

The amount of ass particularly from the female sex that bounces during doggy-style sex.

Do you remember that girl from the party last nite?
The amount of her assticity was amazing.
It bounced on my penis all nite long.

by Mississippi601 April 4, 2009

assparty

the view you get when walking behind a group of *fine* members of the opposite sex

by sam October 27, 2003

assicity

when the lower portion of a female body, largely defined as 'lady lumps' shakes and bounces to the beat of a intense tempo song. other aspects of assicity include scandalous and/or scant clothing on (or not on) the chest and/or posterior

"Have you seen that new Shakira video?"
"DUUUUUDE, yes. Can you say assicity?"

by Chris n Jenn June 28, 2006

assparty

Please see

Happy Hardcore

by Mayeau December 22, 2003