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assanitting
assanitting it the action of using ones own buttocks cheeks to knit oneself any array of widely used common knitted items; hats, ham containers, disposable bacon bags.
Henry was able to sit down for a long day of assanitting.
Sean assanit himself a new toque for winter
Sean assanit himself a new toque for winter
assanitting by Oscar-rio May 31, 2009
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A religion where you worship people of the Asian race. Because let's face it; they are the most amazing people to walk our Earth.
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Assanitting
Assanitting by ubercorpreal May 31, 2009
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Assanitis by Assonitis, assonite July 2, 2011
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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