Asspactory

synonymous with "jail"

Bubba and John say they is gonna get married. They met in the Asspactory a while back when Bubba was doin' two years for aggravated sodomy.

by Dr. Manuel April 20, 2004

assfactor

The counterweight involved in an ugly girl's nice ass. That which offsets buckledness.

She is fucking ugly dog. Ya, but consider the assfactor

by yesme May 6, 2005

asspectorate

as in, to expectorate from the ass.

Could be just a toot (fart) or a shart.

I was sparring in jiu jitsu and I accidentally asspectorated on my partner during an especially rough take-down.

by Somebody Liz January 30, 2019