asscavity 

the space in your ass where one would hide ones drugs during smuggling or even hiding a shank in prison.

yo carl you got the coke? yeah one minute Lennie lemme get it out my asscavity!

asscavity by kaymo.mo15 January 22, 2010

Asstivity 

The pulsating movements your dog’s anus makes when he or she is about to defecate.

Person A: Are you sure Max still needs to go?

Person B: Yes. He’s displaying a lot of “asstivity” back there. He’s going to poop any second now.

Asstivity by Robert Sacamano November 18, 2020

Assanity 

When an ass is so insane that its beyond insanity.

Did you see that girl, that ass is insane, its assanity.

Assanity by Mambomom August 1, 2020

asstivity 

Any activity that can be performed while sitting on ones ass. ie - channel surfing, couch potatoing, video gaming.

That "Gilligan's Island" marathon was one serious asstivity.

asstivity by Michael T Adams March 6, 2008

asstivity 

Any activity that can be performed while sitting on ones ass. ie - channel surfing, couch potatoing, video gaming.

That "Gilligan's Island" marathon was one serious asstivity.

asstivity by Michael T Adams March 6, 2008

asstivity 

n (ass-tiv-it-y) - Any activity that can be performed while sitting on ones ass. ie - channel surfing, couch potatoing, video gaming.

That "Gilligan's Island" marathon was one serious asstivity!

asstivity by Michael T Adams March 7, 2008

asspacity 

The amount of bullshit your bosses can shove up your ass before you break. It's like a Richter scale. Butt (had to use the pun), in this scenario it's more like a rectal scale. If you have an asspacity of 10, you can casually digest American politics and sleep for 8 hours. If you have an asspacity of 1, better check yourself into the nearest clinic.

Damn, my asspacity is about a 5. One of those days. Gotta get milk or beer. You look happy. Asspacity at a 9 or so?

asspacity by dude x February 2, 2020