sam's definitions

mozza

Short for mozzarella, mild and rubbery Italian cheese that is often eaten melted, as on pizza

When the waiter comes back, I'm going to order some mozza sticks.

by Sam December 31, 2004

dickdirt

the underwear cheese found under the helmet of your dick

its pretty bad when your dickdirt

by sam January 10, 2004

frito bandido

60's term referring to a person with a big, fat, Mexican-style moustache. At least that's what my mom says . . .

Hey, look at the frito bandido! Man, he needs a shave!

by sam May 13, 2005

Superdouche

She is a superhero that fights crime in the Guildford area of the UK. She has a side kick who is a dead turkey called Peter. Their preferred mode of transport is a 'douchecopter' and their arch enemy is The Bearded Lady of Guildford.

No one keeps the streets of Guildford safer and more regularly douched than Superdouche and her little dead turkey Peter.

by Sam March 17, 2005

bulh

A term used in any situation. Done by speaking into ones cheek.

"Hey Sam, did you clean your room"
"Bulh"

"Is it true that you are the kid that boned the ugly fuck in the year below us?"
"Bulh"

by Sam April 2, 2004

Castrato

In the early days of opera, womyn were not allowed to sing in public, not even in a chorus. How to fill in the female roles in opera? Pick a choir-boy with a great voice that has not yet deepened, by consent of their parents, perform a little operation on them, removing the testicles.

Results? Without the hormones needed for adulthood, their voices remained sopranos and altos while their chests and lungs matured regularly, their voices combined male power with female beauty. Now they were able to successfully pull off female roles onstage.

Today, this practice is illegal.

Farinelli was the most legendary castrato... history says these things, but can it make you believe them?

by Sam October 29, 2004

The Ol' Monkey Claw

Le piece de resistance. Giving a Carl to-go and then finishing up with a Chili Dog.

And I thought it just tasted good! Man, I could take that Ol' Monkey Claw all fuckin night!

by Sam February 26, 2005