associty 

The level of butt-ness a person has. How much of an ass a person is being.

Bob's level of associty is high today. He's been getting on me for everything.

associty by soozee October 1, 2010

assicity 

when the lower portion of a female body, largely defined as 'lady lumps' shakes and bounces to the beat of a intense tempo song. other aspects of assicity include scandalous and/or scant clothing on (or not on) the chest and/or posterior

"Have you seen that new Shakira video?"
"DUUUUUDE, yes. Can you say assicity?"

assicity by Chris n Jenn June 28, 2006