aampacity 

Aam•pac•ity /æm pæsti/ am-pas-i-tee, noun, plural -ties, adjective

noun

1. The current-carrying, power generating capacity of a person, place, or thing such as, but not limited to, an actress, a city, or a drumbeat.

Example: “Her aampacity alone would have been sufficient enough to light every candle in the bar.”
2. The aampacity of a person, place, or thing, can additionally be expressed, and theoretically measured, in aamperes. Theoretically, each person, place, or thing holds a maximum and minimum load carrying capacity.

adjective

1. reaching/having reached maximum aampacity, e.g. an aampacity painting; an aampacity crowd; an aampacity website; an aampacity experiment.

“Her aampacity alone would have been sufficient enough to light every candle in the bar.”

aampacity by Dr. Madam Curie December 16, 2010

asspacity 

The amount of bullshit your bosses can shove up your ass before you break. It's like a Richter scale. Butt (had to use the pun), in this scenario it's more like a rectal scale. If you have an asspacity of 10, you can casually digest American politics and sleep for 8 hours. If you have an asspacity of 1, better check yourself into the nearest clinic.

Damn, my asspacity is about a 5. One of those days. Gotta get milk or beer. You look happy. Asspacity at a 9 or so?

asspacity by dude x February 2, 2020

ampacity 

A word that drunk electrical engineers made up to make everybody else doesn't know what they're really talking about.

Yeah, we should call it ampacity! They'll NEVER figure it out!

ampacity by Elmo Toads December 15, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008