aampacity 

Aam•pac•ity /æm pæsti/ am-pas-i-tee, noun, plural -ties, adjective

noun

1. The current-carrying, power generating capacity of a person, place, or thing such as, but not limited to, an actress, a city, or a drumbeat.

Example: “Her aampacity alone would have been sufficient enough to light every candle in the bar.”
2. The aampacity of a person, place, or thing, can additionally be expressed, and theoretically measured, in aamperes. Theoretically, each person, place, or thing holds a maximum and minimum load carrying capacity.

adjective

1. reaching/having reached maximum aampacity, e.g. an aampacity painting; an aampacity crowd; an aampacity website; an aampacity experiment.

“Her aampacity alone would have been sufficient enough to light every candle in the bar.”

aampacity by Dr. Madam Curie December 16, 2010

asspacity 

The amount of bullshit your bosses can shove up your ass before you break. It's like a Richter scale. Butt (had to use the pun), in this scenario it's more like a rectal scale. If you have an asspacity of 10, you can casually digest American politics and sleep for 8 hours. If you have an asspacity of 1, better check yourself into the nearest clinic.

Damn, my asspacity is about a 5. One of those days. Gotta get milk or beer. You look happy. Asspacity at a 9 or so?

asspacity by dude x February 2, 2020

ampacity 

A word that drunk electrical engineers made up to make everybody else doesn't know what they're really talking about.

Yeah, we should call it ampacity! They'll NEVER figure it out!

ampacity by Elmo Toads December 15, 2010