assoon

A hollow but low-pitched fart, punning on "bassoon".

Mitch walked into the classroom playing the assoon.

by pentozali August 11, 2010

afsoon

Afsoons normally have brown curly hair and brown eyes. It is a Persian name. Afsoons are very sweet and kind, but be patient, they can flip out. Afsoons are very good athletes and have bright futures. Not to mention their beauty.

That girl is such an afsoon

by Handle2020 March 2, 2018

assbone

the tail bone,pelvis ,it pretty much defines itself.

i was screwing her doggystyle and my pubes kept grinding hard on her assbone.

that guys a total assbone

by the real luba May 20, 2008

assponent

A measurement representing the degree to which a woman's skirt hem is higher in the back than the front due to her ghetto booty.

Her skirt hem is 3 inches higher in the back than the front! That's a high assponent!

by Rowan Lovecraft July 19, 2006

As soon as possible Rocky

Unknown to the public Asap Rocky’s actual name is As soon as Possible Rocky.

Hey dude have you heard As soon as possible Rocky and Rihanna are having a baby?

by Wordsman February 9, 2022

assmonaut

A fag that hits on straight guys in hopes of turning them gay. He wants to be the first guy there.

Gina: That assmonaut hit on my man again last night.
Heather: He really wants to go where no man has gone before.

by titocapotito July 28, 2007

ASStonish

1) Utter amazement at what an ASS someone can be.
2) To be completely enamoured and obsassed by an incredibly fantasstic ASS!

I'm doubly asstonished by both your continued bitterness and your beautiful butt.

by Jeff D February 14, 2006