assmonaut
Gina: That assmonaut hit on my man again last night.
Heather: He really wants to go where no man has gone before.
Heather: He really wants to go where no man has gone before.
assmonaut by titocapotito July 28, 2007
Astronaut's Prayer
First uttered by the first American in space: Alan B. Shepard.
Although it can vary from person to person, it goes something along the lines of:
"Dear God, Please don't let me fuck up"
Although it can vary from person to person, it goes something along the lines of:
"Dear God, Please don't let me fuck up"
Astronaut's Prayer by Skiparay December 17, 2009
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Ancient Astronaut Theorists
A drinking game: On the show Acient Aliens, you drink every time the narrator says "ancient astronaut theorists". If the "ancient astronaut theorist" is from DeVry University, you drink twice.
Narrator: "Ancient astronaut theorists believe that...
Host: "Drink!"
Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"
Host: "Drink!"
Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"
Ancient Astronaut Theorists by C17H21NO October 7, 2013
Astronaut game
Astronaut game by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021
sad astronaut
When youre on a misson to drive somewhere and cant stop for a toilet break, so wear a nappy/ diaper and just keep on truckin
I wasnt going to miss nickelbacks last tour across the country so i pulled the old sad astronaut and watched the miles slip away
sad astronaut by GoGoGadgetArms November 23, 2017
astronauticos
Astronauts in Spanish language. It just sounds cool and has some zing in it. In Latin countries, they are now as "astronauticos"
Vamos al juego de Los Astronuticos de Houston. ( Houston Astros)Let's go see the Houston Astronauticos.
astronauticos by Flashshot29boxer October 22, 2018
Black Astronaut
1) I was so out of place at that party, people looked at me like a black astronaut.
2) I won the lottery and feel like a black astronaut.
2) I won the lottery and feel like a black astronaut.
Black Astronaut by Forjanelle November 30, 2018
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