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assmongrel 

some one gay or straight who has a fascination with the ass and likes it in there or likes to stick it in there.
Stop bein such an assmongrel
assmongrel by Derock May 29, 2004
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assmongrel 

A really stupid person who like celebrates Hannukah on Christmas, and sells door to door girl scout cookies, singing stupid ass theme songs like fucking Scooby Doo. This sort of person gets beat up (sometimes) but never on Sundays since thats the holy day. This type of person never has a house or anything, and doesn't even like to plant trees or sharpen pencils, and is just a big fuck.
Man that little albino kid just raped my dog, what a fucking assmongrel!
assmongrel by ToDDMaN June 10, 2003

assmongrel 

Keith Oakley is an assmongrel to the extreme!
assmongrel by Pat Dizzle December 8, 2003

assmongrel 

a big fuckin queer who loves to give it in the ass
look at that assmongrel...
assmongrel by Dont Give a Fuck August 3, 2003

ass mongrel 

anal bitch, generally. some one who pays too much attention to things that don't posess any qualities worth paying attention to. consequently, an ass mongrel's presence is less than appreciated, due to being such a tool.
Dude, I was working with Dave the other day, and he fucking narc'd me out for not wearing my name tag to LuAnn. (mumble mumble dumb bitch)

Man, he's such an Ass Mongrel.
ass mongrel by neoprisonr March 22, 2004

assmonger 

One who sells donkeys on the street.
A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.
assmonger by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

assmongler 

a dumbass piece of shit that cant tell right from wrong and is usally an annoying ass kissing scum bag with fruit cake like characheristics.

or a sexist midle aged male that slaps asses constantly
whow cotton from king of the hill is one awsome assmongler
assmongler by juancarlos December 28, 2005
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