assmullet

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1. asshole (when used as an insult)

2. the hair between your ass cheeks

1. You're an assmullet!

2. Did you shave your assmullet?

assmullet by D.M. July 14, 2003

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asspellet

a piece of shit

is that an asspellet on the floor?

asspellet by dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prints November 10, 2003

Related Words

assmullet • Ass Mallet • ass bullet • aidmullet • animullet • asspellet • ass-muppet • ass musketeer • Ass Puller • Ass Wallet

ass mullet

A long group of hair protraying a mullet that is protruding from ones ass

Chris is a poop stabber who likes it when his men have ass mullets

ass mullet by byrd June 16, 2004

Assmuppet

A auipped remark one makes in jest to a friend after they commit some foolish action.

In jest, Lysander dubbed Bob an assmuppet for his clumsiness which rendered him on his rear when he walked blindly into a pole.

Assmuppet by MaliceBliss November 7, 2003

assmuppet

person of unintelligent or blundering character.

Which of you assmuppets was trying to get ITP off of Mully?

assmuppet by Morphy <3 August 18, 2003

animullet

A hairstyle which is worn by a character in a Japanese style Anime that can be defined as a mullet; that is, trimmed short in the front with long hair hanging in the back.

Najica has nice tits, but she's got a gnarly animullet!

animullet by The Almighty Pig March 3, 2019

aidmullet

An Aid mullet is someone who has aids in there mullet.

Example; Nick is an aidmullet.

aidmullet by bbeeaasstt April 5, 2009

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026