Assmuppet
In jest, Lysander dubbed Bob an assmuppet for his clumsiness which rendered him on his rear when he walked blindly into a pole.
Assmuppet by MaliceBliss November 7, 2003
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ass-muppet
(1)An insult thrown at one younger than you, one of less status, or someone you plan on beating close to death. It implies that they are indeed a sock puppet made specifically for use with ones ass.
ass-muppet by ProjectSOBER April 5, 2003
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ass muppet by Evil Jedi July 20, 2006
Ass Muppet
A person with unoriginal ideas, seemingly willing for anyone to stick a hand up their ass and make them their puppet. Ass Muppet.
"Bobby won't make up his mind, he's being an ass muppet."
"That was so lame, quit being an ass muppet."
"That was so lame, quit being an ass muppet."
Ass Muppet by kermy d fiend May 18, 2004
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