Assmuppet 

A auipped remark one makes in jest to a friend after they commit some foolish action.

In jest, Lysander dubbed Bob an assmuppet for his clumsiness which rendered him on his rear when he walked blindly into a pole.

Assmuppet by MaliceBliss November 7, 2003

assmuppet 

person of unintelligent or blundering character.

Which of you assmuppets was trying to get ITP off of Mully?

assmuppet by Morphy <3 August 18, 2003

asspuppet 

A pompous blow-hard with little or no redeeming social value much like a terd which hangs from the anus and requires you to make it "dance like a puppet" to get it to fall into the toilet.

Steven is a total asspuppet.

asspuppet by David December 9, 2003

ass-muppet 

(1)An insult thrown at one younger than you, one of less status, or someone you plan on beating close to death. It implies that they are indeed a sock puppet made specifically for use with ones ass.

(1) "I'll wipe my ass with your face, you fucking ass-muppet."

ass-muppet by ProjectSOBER April 5, 2003

ass muppet 

a clueless, bothersome imp of a person

Chris has done so much meth, he's turned into a complete ass muppet. I wish he'd stop.

ass muppet by Evil Jedi July 20, 2006

assmullet 

1. asshole (when used as an insult)

2. the hair between your ass cheeks

1. You're an assmullet!

2. Did you shave your assmullet?

assmullet by D.M. July 14, 2003

Ass Muppet 

A person with unoriginal ideas, seemingly willing for anyone to stick a hand up their ass and make them their puppet. Ass Muppet.

"Bobby won't make up his mind, he's being an ass muppet."

"That was so lame, quit being an ass muppet."

Ass Muppet by kermy d fiend May 18, 2004