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hot as balls

Phrase used to describe when the temperature is hot. Usually it is hot enough that your balls will sag and potentially stick to your leg.
Turn on the AC, it's hot as balls in here
by ByRd November 28, 2007
mugGet the hot as ballsmug.

erns

The way white white girls trying to be cool pronounce earings.
Upon opening her gift, Jackie exclaimed, "Juicy erns! I wanted these!"
by ByRd December 31, 2006
mugGet the ernsmug.

man thermometer

An instrument used to measure the temperature. This instrument is located between a man's legs and moves up when it is cold and down when it is hot. Although it will not tell the exact temperature, it can tell if it is cold as balls or hot as balls.
1. It's so freaking hot out here that my man thermometer is sticking to my leg.

2. I'm so cold my man thermometer is shriveled up and hurts.
by ByRd December 29, 2007
mugGet the man thermometermug.

buy-in

1.In poker, a term used to say how much money you have brought to the table at the beginning of your session.

2.In a poker tournament, buy-in is the amount of money that you pay towards the prize pool in order to enter the tournment.

3.any more money that is spent during the session is called a rebuy.
In a limit hold 'em game, the typical buy-in is usually 10 times the small bet. (in a 4/8 game, the min is $40)

the world series of poker buy-in is $10,000
by byrd June 28, 2004
mugGet the buy-inmug.

hockle

Not north east dialect for spitting. Thats hock a loogie
No one says hockle
by byrd June 17, 2004
mugGet the hocklemug.

facebook stalking

Looking at someones facebook profile and reading their recent news and wall posts. Monitoring another person's facebook life
by ByRd December 11, 2007
mugGet the facebook stalkingmug.

K9 rim job

The act of lifting up a dog's tail, kneeing beind the dog, and licking it's poop chute.
After Trixie poop on the lawn, Ed cleaned her off with a K9 rim job.
by byrd June 14, 2004
mugGet the K9 rim jobmug.

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