byrd's definitions

surrender monkey

a frenchman or a soldier in the french army

the surrender monkey took off his berret, finished his stroodle, and put down his weapon when he was threatened

by ByRd June 5, 2004

fuzzy math

Fuzzy math: a poorly thought out solution.

Guy 1: I bet we can jump the gap if were goin' atleast 70mph.

Guy 2: thats fuzzy ass math.

by Byrd July 20, 2004

champion of the world

THe person who is the best in their feild is considered to be the champion of the world. This usually relates to sports.

ByRd is the champion of the world

Ed is the champion of the world in k9 rim jobs

by ByRd December 4, 2004

facebook stalk

To look at a person's facebook profile in detail to learn more about them and what they are doing. Reading their wall posts and looking at the recent activity.

Do you have to facebook stalk me while I'm right here? It's a little creepy

by ByRd January 4, 2008

byrd

my online name

byrd is a bad ass

byrd: <---byrd

by byrd June 16, 2004

erns

The way white white girls trying to be cool pronounce earings.

Upon opening her gift, Jackie exclaimed, "Juicy erns! I wanted these!"

by ByRd December 31, 2006

man thermometer

An instrument used to measure the temperature. This instrument is located between a man's legs and moves up when it is cold and down when it is hot. Although it will not tell the exact temperature, it can tell if it is cold as balls or hot as balls.

1. It's so freaking hot out here that my man thermometer is sticking to my leg.

2. I'm so cold my man thermometer is shriveled up and hurts.

by ByRd December 29, 2007