man thermometer

An instrument used to measure the temperature. This instrument is located between a man's legs and moves up when it is cold and down when it is hot. Although it will not tell the exact temperature, it can tell if it is cold as balls or hot as balls.
1. It's so freaking hot out here that my man thermometer is sticking to my leg.

2. I'm so cold my man thermometer is shriveled up and hurts.
by ByRd November 30, 2007
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surrender monkey

the surrender monkey took off his berret, finished his stroodle, and put down his weapon when he was threatened
by ByRd June 05, 2004
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hockle

Not north east dialect for spitting. Thats hock a loogie
No one says hockle
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champion of the world

THe person who is the best in their feild is considered to be the champion of the world. This usually relates to sports.
ByRd is the champion of the world

Ed is the champion of the world in k9 rim jobs
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buy-in

1.In poker, a term used to say how much money you have brought to the table at the beginning of your session.

2.In a poker tournament, buy-in is the amount of money that you pay towards the prize pool in order to enter the tournment.

3.any more money that is spent during the session is called a rebuy.
In a limit hold 'em game, the typical buy-in is usually 10 times the small bet. (in a 4/8 game, the min is $40)

the world series of poker buy-in is $10,000
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erns

The way white white girls trying to be cool pronounce earings.
Upon opening her gift, Jackie exclaimed, "Juicy erns! I wanted these!"
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facebook stalk

To look at a person's facebook profile in detail to learn more about them and what they are doing. Reading their wall posts and looking at the recent activity.
Do you have to facebook stalk me while I'm right here? It's a little creepy
by ByRd December 11, 2007
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