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Blundering 

It's when you're sitting on the edge of a Lake and you look to your right and see a small Canoe and you can almost see that there is a hole in the bottom of it somewhere but you're not too worried because it's obviously not fully submerged so you clean out the dirt and get into it without paddles, somehow make it to the middle of the Lake and then start to sink and panic because you're not in a Lake but in a shark pond.
When i evaluate my life, i can fully admit most of it has been spent blundering.
Blundering by Crispyshelbycake January 26, 2021

blundering idiot 

To be the type of idiot that not only doesn't have a proper grasp of the English language, but also has no coordination and occasionally runs into things and trips over their own feet
Allison is a blundering idiot and usually gets high right before going to her parents house.
blundering idiot by Lexthesquare November 27, 2013

'O-O' blundering 'Mate in 1' 

A rare situation in chess where castling kingside may lead to an inescapable mate in 1
"I was playing a game of chess against a player when I castled 'O-O' blundering 'Mate in 1' by accident"

blunderkind 

opposite to ‘wunderkind’ \ an accident prone person of any age
He’s an accident seeking somewhere to happen – a total blunderkind.

blendering 

1. (verb) to mix things up with the use of a blender.
my friend thought she was smarter than me, but i couldn't hear her over the sound of my roommate blendering his post-workout smoothie
blendering by nickjames23 March 18, 2011

Blondering 

The act of a fair-haired person being distracted and wandering from one enticing place to another, with disregard for the original destination.
On her way to pick up the dry cleaning she began blondering through the brightly colored displays in the kitchen store.
Blondering by matree May 26, 2010