3 definitions by MaliceBliss

A auipped remark one makes in jest to a friend after they commit some foolish action.

In jest, Lysander dubbed Bob an assmuppet for his clumsiness which rendered him on his rear when he walked blindly into a pole.

by MaliceBliss November 07, 2003

The Fae Spwarked ebulliently as she put on her awesollent duck billed platypus shirt and foamed with joy.

by MaliceBliss August 22, 2005

The process of inserting the end of a finger, generally the index finger, into another person's navel and wriggling it about.

Wendy squealed as Bob Navel Raped her, giving a ticklish sensation to her belly with the wriggling finger.

by MaliceBliss November 07, 2003