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I ran as fast as I could, but it was futile. The bus was too far away and the driver turned and drove off.
by happycookie August 03, 2011
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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The categorisation use to define an individial (whether it be inanimate or not) whose existance possesses no purpose what so ever.
"Oh Luke, you are sooo futile!"
by sezza b October 19, 2006
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Someone who believes they're going to grow up to be a nurse, doctor, lawyer, rapper, singer, athlete, or any other high paying job, but they really grow up to be another typical fuckboy, thot, pornstar (get paid great but is a very disrespected job), work at a fast food joint, or any other low-paying job.
Girl: I'm gonna be a nurse when I grow up.
Boy: Yo gpa like 1.8.
Girl: so, what that mean?
Boy: Mean you futile as a bitch.
by C. Ferb January 19, 2015
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they are both useless and in the way doing things that needn't be done and being gay so they are futile
by Speakerofminds January 30, 2010
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Before I was 3 or when I needed to pee, it was futile to take off my boxer brief undies!
by Turo Fernandez June 06, 2020
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