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To accept as truth using only a meme as proof.
Don't assumeme Obama supports ISIS just because a "Kermit Sipping Tea" meme told you.
Assumeme by LoudZenGuy September 1, 2016
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Assmereaing

A word used when doing something with confidence even when the rules are misunderstood
I use “assmereaing” when I play to win.
Assmereaing by Catkay2009 December 19, 2021

lame ass meme girl 

A meme page with nearly 2,000 followers. Typically hate my life and the people in it. Lame for sure. At least I got a nice ass, and not a thot always on thot patrol 24/7
Random meme page: Can I see your face please. Lame ass meme girl: Go succ yourself Cunt

assmemble 

Pulling a string of nonsense out of your ass in the hopes that "serious people" will find it enlightening and deep.
Mike Allen assmembles words into a vaguely sentence-y form.
assmemble by Gnom3y April 21, 2018
Pronounced (Ars-may-ne)

To properly preform ASSMENE, one (usually the male participant) must be wearing a lamp shade over their head, whilst naked with an erect pee pee, and dancing take the L from fortnite atop a table.

The performer must chant : ASSMENE 3 times before nutting on the floor.

Julie: I walked in on my Tran daughter performing Assmene this morning

Jarrod: hey bro, you wanna assmene with me later?
Julie: I walked in on my Tran daughter performing Assmene this morning

Jarrod: hey bro, you wanna assmene with me later?
ASSMENE by BigBird6ix9ine May 24, 2018
A disgraceful smell that comes from de ass hole
I can smell a assmeel
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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