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Assumeme
Assumeme by LoudZenGuy September 1, 2016
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assmeme • assmeel • Assmeen • assmemble • ASSMENE • Assmereaing • assueme • Assumeme • lame ass meme girl • Ass Meter
Assmereaing
Assmereaing by Catkay2009 December 19, 2021
lame ass meme girl
A meme page with nearly 2,000 followers. Typically hate my life and the people in it. Lame for sure. At least I got a nice ass, and not a thot always on thot patrol 24/7
lame ass meme girl by @lame_ass_meme_girl March 18, 2017
ASSMENE
Pronounced (Ars-may-ne)
To properly preform ASSMENE, one (usually the male participant) must be wearing a lamp shade over their head, whilst naked with an erect pee pee, and dancing take the L from fortnite atop a table.
The performer must chant : ASSMENE 3 times before nutting on the floor.
Julie: I walked in on my Tran daughter performing Assmene this morning
Jarrod: hey bro, you wanna assmene with me later?
To properly preform ASSMENE, one (usually the male participant) must be wearing a lamp shade over their head, whilst naked with an erect pee pee, and dancing take the L from fortnite atop a table.
The performer must chant : ASSMENE 3 times before nutting on the floor.
Julie: I walked in on my Tran daughter performing Assmene this morning
Jarrod: hey bro, you wanna assmene with me later?
Julie: I walked in on my Tran daughter performing Assmene this morning
Jarrod: hey bro, you wanna assmene with me later?
Jarrod: hey bro, you wanna assmene with me later?
ASSMENE by BigBird6ix9ine May 24, 2018
assmeel
assmeel by therealsircucksalot June 3, 2018
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