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assmelonker 

a person whos ass is way to big for there body
look at that assmelonker over thier.
assmelonker by mike rouch October 10, 2003
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When an individual has a foul scent or odor coming from the guch region.
"Damn! James has a horrible case of assmel"
Assmel by Bruno El Stinko March 27, 2008

Assmellond 

getting gimped so hard in brawl you use an overused meme in a Shwerpy video
I just got Assmellond
Assmellond by Haevaof June 10, 2018

Assmebly 

Assmebly formulates assembled written formula appeared, apparently on the brim of grim aspects that are feared by ingrained solutions of grain in area where we stay that in particular usually would not ordinary clay sway.
Assmebly by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

assmeltoe 

Cameltoe, But From The Backside.

You Are Walking Behind Someone, Whoes Rear Is Far To Large For Her Pants......Assmeltoe.
That Womans Shorts Are Way To TigHt, Did You Se Her Assmeltoe!?
assmeltoe by -innocent bystander August 25, 2013
When one of the yasmeen mathews fuck the whole crew
Aye man you tryna get some assmeen tonight. Response:hell nah WE tryna get some assmeen
Assmeen by Dydys7wuzwjkz October 3, 2018
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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