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A word to describe what you do when you casually figure in your own mind that you can hold someone financially-accountable in court.
During an episode of AFV, Daisy Fuentes and John Fugelsang have a lively discussion about consumer-rights with regards to product-warranties. Daisy performs some amazingly-hilarious rolling/crossing of her lovely big bright eyes during the conversation, making John look like an even bigger crtybaby-idiot than he is already trying to portray himself as (he wonders if he has any legal recourse from injuries suffered from his having brainlessly sat on a copying-machine and getting glass-lacerations in his a**); Daisy's advice to him should probably be that he should not assueme anything in instances like this.
assueme by QuacksO February 28, 2019
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assume = to make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.
Assume by nina October 21, 2003

ASSUME (ass u me) 

Assume and you think you know what somebody wants or needs, you’ll be wrong
When you ASSUME (ass u me) you make a ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me’
ASSUME (ass u me) by Ramin99 September 22, 2018
to make an ass out of u and me.
verb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.
Coining up a foolish, humorous insinuation about somebody or something that is probably not valid.
To make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't.
I am assuming we're going to have wonderful weather today.
Assume.
Assume by Notmad February 17, 2013

Assumed Single 

After a long relationship and you get left on “read”; thus insinuating the relationship is over
Wow, Adam’s girl left him on read after a 2 year relationship. He’s assumed single now!

Assumehole 

An aggressive attacker on an issue spewing hatred at every response as if it was a direct and personal opposition.
Just don't engage an assumehole they will loose steam after a while when getting ignored.
Assumehole by The 80/20 rule July 28, 2017

Assume the Jess Neville 

The act of lying flat on the ground with arms by your sides, when either ordered to do so or as an agreed forfeit in a drinking game.

Originally started in Bristol after a viral video contained original footage of the Jess Neville assumption.
The official call is: "assume the jess neville!" at which point, unless one person has been targeted, everyone must assume the aforementioned position.

Assuming the jess neville can also be used as a punishment in drinking games until all but the winner has assumed the position.
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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