Assumeme
Assumeme by LoudZenGuy September 1, 2016
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assueme
A word to describe what you do when you casually figure in your own mind that you can hold someone financially-accountable in court.
During an episode of AFV, Daisy Fuentes and John Fugelsang have a lively discussion about consumer-rights with regards to product-warranties. Daisy performs some amazingly-hilarious rolling/crossing of her lovely big bright eyes during the conversation, making John look like an even bigger crtybaby-idiot than he is already trying to portray himself as (he wonders if he has any legal recourse from injuries suffered from his having brainlessly sat on a copying-machine and getting glass-lacerations in his a**); Daisy's advice to him should probably be that he should not assueme anything in instances like this.
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