The base unit of length in the International System of Ass Units (ASS-I). Equivalent to around 12.457 meters or the distance between Dr. Kamal's office and the BME lab.
Mike: "Hey bro, where did you park today?"
Marek: "Approximately 23.4 Ass Meters from here"
Mike: "I see what you did there you fuck!"
Marek: "Approximately 23.4 Ass Meters from here"
Mike: "I see what you did there you fuck!"
by supersubmarinesemen November 07, 2011
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A scale - typically between 1 and 100 - by which an individual or group is measured, based upon how much of an ass they are being.
by JSlo November 20, 2013
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