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Pronounced (Ars-may-ne)

To properly preform ASSMENE, one (usually the male participant) must be wearing a lamp shade over their head, whilst naked with an erect pee pee, and dancing take the L from fortnite atop a table.

The performer must chant : ASSMENE 3 times before nutting on the floor.

Julie: I walked in on my Tran daughter performing Assmene this morning

Jarrod: hey bro, you wanna assmene with me later?
Julie: I walked in on my Tran daughter performing Assmene this morning

Jarrod: hey bro, you wanna assmene with me later?
ASSMENE by BigBird6ix9ine May 24, 2018

Sexual his-assment 

When harassing women just isn't as fun as it used to be.
"Geez, John seems to be hitting on Jeff an awful lot lately".. "Yea well, he's moved on to sexual his-assment that's why"
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assminer 

Someone who mines asses, sometimes with hat.
Check out Sanchez. What an assminer.
assminer by Sloan September 28, 2003

assminer 

Derogitory term for a homosexual. Alternatively, anyone who partakes in activities involving inserting objects into the rectum.
Larry never dates females because he is an assminer.
assminer by J_AK December 8, 2006
A great statistical evaluation, primarily akin to the southern border, sometimes prevalent in the Eastern coast, a term used with the conjunction of being an asshole.
"Aw, Earl, look at him, he done made a numerical assment."
Assment by Bakb0ne October 14, 2009

Assmereaing

A word used when doing something with confidence even when the rules are misunderstood
I use “assmereaing” when I play to win.
Assmereaing by Catkay2009 December 19, 2021
1. A guy who has the potential to be decent guy, but instead wastes his life on becoming an asshole.

2. A guy who finds enjoyment is playing with a girl's feelings.

Pif and Alex are assmen. Why? because cheri said so.

We hate them assmen, its bad for the cake! -Martha Stewart
assmen by xlosergrrlx June 5, 2003
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