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Sexual his-assment 

When harassing women just isn't as fun as it used to be.
"Geez, John seems to be hitting on Jeff an awful lot lately".. "Yea well, he's moved on to sexual his-assment that's why"
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A more *secretive* way of calling a person sexy then actually straight out calling a person sexy.
Can be used as a way of saying an object is awesome.
Can be used as a way of saying food tastes AMAZING!
Example 1: Damn, this chocolate cake is ASSEGG!
Example 2: Wow, how ASSEGG is that boy over there!
Assegg by savedbyyuled December 3, 2009
That delectable area on a woman's body where the top of her leg meets her ass (or her ass meets the top of her leg...)
Wow, my girl has fantastic assleg. I can't stop touching it!
Assleg by Mitch McGuire August 4, 2017

Assmeats 

The two chunks of flesh that shit tumble out of.
I hope to slide my tubesteak in between her assmeats.
Assmeats by John Thomas1928 April 8, 2010

assmeats 

1. Meats from the assiest region
2. Rectal meat commonly found in meat pies and hotdogs
3. Flavoursome meat
I hunger for assmeats bitch!!
assmeats by Sathan April 24, 2003
A particularly runny liquified form of shit, leading to an unholy mess and overpowering stench wherever it has been excreted to.
Dave missed the pan and made an assmess on the floor.

Dave farted hard and made a terrible assmess in his pants.
assmess by incatatus October 6, 2012