assmean 

- a perfect word to describe someone who is a retarded assh0le.
- a f*cking bitch.

"oh my gahd, she's such an assmean!"

assmean by satan reincarnated October 1, 2018

assman 

A distinguished gentleman who can appreciate and prefer the finer things in life...such as a woman's booty. Often picks his dates from the back.

Sarah only seems to attract assman because she has a damn ghetto booty. Ain't nothin wrong with that!

assman by Ghetto Fabulous November 27, 2003

half-assmanship 

The art of appearing to be productive at work without actually doing anything of any value. In its truest form this involves loud, screeching equipment, foul language, and blaming everyone/everything around the half-asser in a covert manner, i.e. running to the head boss and ratting on everyone else while simultaneously kissing the head boss' ass.

Employee 1: Damn that Rocky! He's such a pussy!
Employee 2: Nah man, that n#%&a's perfected the art of half-assmanship.

half-assmanship by Uganda1 March 9, 2009

assmankey 

See assmonkey
Derived from the Poke'mon Mankey, who indeed looks like a monkey who was jammed up someones ass.

That dude is a total assmankey

assmankey by Glocked April 17, 2005

Sexual his-assment 

When harassing women just isn't as fun as it used to be.

"Geez, John seems to be hitting on Jeff an awful lot lately".. "Yea well, he's moved on to sexual his-assment that's why"

Sexual his-assment by Maureen Thayer February 6, 2009

assman 

Cosmo Kramer

As seen as Seinfeld.

assman by TV man. February 18, 2003

Assmancer 

Used to describe someone who is extremely good at Anal sex be it receiving or giving or both, sometimes better than oral sex or vaginal sex

girl 1 : "you were right he left my ass sore and my pussy sopping, never thought anal could feel that good"
girl 2 : "Told you he was a assmancer, whenever we do it he leaves me soaking the bed"

"dat was S-class ass, damn she a true assmancer, had me busting under minute"

Assmancer by Omnimorph January 30, 2019