Assmeats

The two chunks of flesh that shit tumble out of.

I hope to slide my tubesteak in between her assmeats.

by John Thomas1928 April 08, 2010

assmeats

1. Meats from the assiest region
2. Rectal meat commonly found in meat pies and hotdogs
3. Flavoursome meat

I hunger for assmeats bitch!!

by Sathan April 24, 2003

assmeat

pretty obvious. flesh of the ass!

i think the lumps of assmeat are actually falling off of that 400 pound woman in latex red shorts.

by trephine December 28, 2002

assmeats

Assmeats encompases the region common to the ass. This term is used most in regards to members of the ape family, due to their distended and swollen posteriors.

The Chimpanzee's swollen and distended assmeats shocked the crowd at the zoo.

by The Bastard February 19, 2004

assmeat

Junk in the trunk.

Damn! That girl has some serious assmeat!

by Kaytaytay February 27, 2009