Assmeats 

The two chunks of flesh that shit tumble out of.

I hope to slide my tubesteak in between her assmeats.

Assmeats by John Thomas1928 April 8, 2010

assmeats 

1. Meats from the assiest region
2. Rectal meat commonly found in meat pies and hotdogs
3. Flavoursome meat

I hunger for assmeats bitch!!

assmeats by Sathan April 24, 2003

assmeats 

Assmeats encompases the region common to the ass. This term is used most in regards to members of the ape family, due to their distended and swollen posteriors.

The Chimpanzee's swollen and distended assmeats shocked the crowd at the zoo.

assmeats by The Bastard February 19, 2004

assmeat 

pretty obvious. flesh of the ass!

i think the lumps of assmeat are actually falling off of that 400 pound woman in latex red shorts.

assmeat by trephine December 27, 2002

assmeat 

Junk in the trunk.

Damn! That girl has some serious assmeat!

assmeat by Kaytaytay February 27, 2009